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A florist goes to his barber for a haircut. When he asks about his bill, the
barber replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service
this week.” The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber opens his shop, there’s a thank you card and a
dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a policeman comes in for a haircut and when he’s ready to pay his
bill the barber again replies, “I cannot accept money from you.  I’m doing
community service this week.” The officer is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up there’s a thank you card and a
dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut and the barber tells him, “I
cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.” The
Republican is very happy and leaves.

Next morning when the barber opens there is a thank you card and a dozen
different books, e.g. “How to Improve Your Business” and “Becoming More
Successful.”

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies, “I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community
service this week.” The Democrat is VERY happy and leaves the shop.

{Get ready - You’re going to laugh out loud}

The next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen
Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut!

And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between left
and right.

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